The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
How do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water.
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
Where do boats go when they're sick?' 'To the boat doc.'
Why do dogs float in water? Because they are good buoys.
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
What does a bee use to brush its hair?' 'A honeycomb!'
What crime do blacksmiths most commonly get charged with? Forgery.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. 'That's my stepladder,' he said. 'I never knew my real ladder.'
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.