The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋

Little boy runs to his mother yelling "Mommy, dad hung himself in the bathroom!" Panicked mom runs to the bathroom only to see it's empty. "Haha Aprli Fools!" laughs the boy "He hung himself in the basement."

For my birthday, my brother made me pancakes! I told him to stop flattening my fucking birthday cake.

TIL (Today I learned) who coined the phrase "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" It was former US President Abraham Lincoln.

Ireland Did you hear about the Diseased Colony in Ireland that stole everyone's money?.......It was a Leper Con.

On Christmas I was just minding my own business when I was visited by a few ghosts. The plot Dickens.

Guys please stop making jokes about Helen Keller. They’re just plain senseless.

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How do you remember which direction the sun rises in? Eventually, it'll dawn on you.

What do you call a man who can't stand? Neil.

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They're both Paris sites.

What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A fizzician.

Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?

A son tells his father, 'I have an imaginary girlfriend.' The father sighs and says, 'You know, you could do better.' 'Thanks Dad,' the son says. 'That means a lot.' The father shakes his head and goes, 'I was talking to your girlfriend.'

What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.

Can I watch TV? Yes but don't turn it on.