The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My uncle got addicted to deli meat But I heard he quit cold turkey.
Who'd want to be Trump's security guard ? \- you shout "Donald, Duck" & everybody would just laugh
Dad, do you know why it's so dark out? No sun.
I really doubt Canada will invest significantly in space exploration, but I’ll believe it if they... ...show me the moon, eh!
Iron-man and Silver Surfer are teaming up The are alloys now.
Where did the dinosaur have their Bar Mitzvah? Jewrassic Park
Thinking about taking a vacation in Australia. I hear it's pretty lit.
Dad: I named you after my father. After my father: I know
My daughter just shrieked at me, 'Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?' What an odd way to begin a conversation.
Why did the raisin go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.
Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? It'll crack up.
What language do people speak in the middle of the earth? Core-ean
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.'
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.