The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!
Why did the nose feel sad? It was always getting picked on.
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tale.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
What do you call a sheep that knows karate? A lamb chop.
My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.
What did the Dalmatian say after dinner? That hit the spot.
A policy officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off.
Iowa has produced a new Tennis sensation Anna Cornacoba
What's Michelle's favourite vegetable? Barackoli(I'm sorry I'll leave now...)