The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, “Is it to scale?” I replied, “No… It’s to look at”
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
What musical instrument do you find in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste!
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? “Bison!”
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the dock.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
I just saw a squirrel pooping. That shit was nuts.
Hugh Laurie just got his American citizenship! He now goes by "Hugh Truck"
Apparently Boy George has... ... a pet lizard that bites people up to 5 times a day.He needs a calmer chameleon
I owe my success as a fruit farmer to my dear dad. Whenever I felt scared as a kid, he always told me to grow a pear
What's a calendar's favorite treat? Dates!(My first time posting here, but I was snacking on dates and this came to my mind)
A customer of mine asked how much I’m charging to say this. I said “Nothing. I believe in free speech.”