The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes for Adults 👋

A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.

I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!

I heard there is a new shop called Moderation. They have everything in there.

One of my friends and I just get together to eat hot dogs and tell the honest truth. It’s a frank relationship.

England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.

Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? “Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.”

“I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus, but geometry is where I draw the line.”

I was sitting on the back porch with my wife when I suddenly blurted out, “I love you.” “Is that you or the beer talking?” she asked. I answered, “It’s me… talking to my beer.”

By legalizing Cannabis and same-sex marriage we finally interpreted the bible correctly "A man who lays with another man should be stoned"Edit : Thanks for the silver kind strangers

Why don't couples do reverse cow girl in Alabama? You don't turn your back on family

As an internist, I always recommend that constipated patients eat more fiber, but with little success. Apparently, they don't give a shit.

Police: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card? Man: The thief was spending less than my wife.

What do you call the ejaculate of a Russian Space-man? Cosmonut

My sister was yelling again and I slammed the door of her room so hard that a piece broke off the lock. Apparently, I fucked the shut up.

How can you tell a girl ghost from a boy ghost? Boooooooobs!You’re welcome. Happy Halloween everybody!