The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes for Adults 👋

According to Scientists atom’s are as old the universe So therefore your honour she was legal

How can you tell the US is getting back to normal after Covid19? There's been two mass shootings in the past week

What's the difference between a farmer and a pimp? The farmer makes an honest living with his hoe

An Exhibitionist walks into a bar An Exhibitionist walks into a bar and starts having passionate sex with another customer. The bartender walks over and interrupts the two.Bartender: “You can’t have sex in public.”Exhibitionist: “Watch me.”

What's the best time of day? 6:30, hands down.

Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.

I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.

I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks!'

A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please, ' he says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you, ' the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head. '

How do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water.

How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.

A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, 'That’s arson.'

What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? The Exterminator.

How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!