The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes for Adults 👋

I asked the IT guy, "How do you make a Motherboard?" He said, "I tell her about my job."

I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.

If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.

It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.

Women are like Hurricanes They come into your life wild and free and then leave with the PATIO FURNITURE WE BOUGHT TOGETHER SARAH YOU BITCH

I told a customer that he reminded me of my father. He says to me "Oh wow, he must be quite a nice guy!"I told him "No, he's an asshole."

I found out my girlfriend is really a ghost. I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.

Dating is much easier since the lock down started. Zero effort.

Did you know that a very good memory is often a sign of an excellent lover? I read that on February 11, 2017 in the New England Journal of Behavioral studies issue 2016-Q3.

I told my doctor I was having problems with my hearing. He asked me what the symptoms were. I told him they were a yellow cartoon family.

My date told me she was a baller, so I was keen when she offered me back to her house. When we got there, the place was small.I frowned. "I thought you said you're a baller.""I am," she replied, then she pulled down her underwear.

You see son, grilling a good steak is a lot like you mom... Once it starts bleeding, it's time to flip her over to the brown side.

What is this movie about? It is about hours long.

I performed an opening one night for a surgeon, really funny guy They kicked me out of the hospital and called the cops

North Koreans believe they live in the best country in the world because they’re brainwashed by the government and the media When every American knows that America is the best country in the world.