The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes for Adults 👋

Whoever stole my depression medication: I hope you’re happy.

My IQ test results came back. They were negative.

Police arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states: solid, liquid, and gas.

Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.

I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.

I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage. The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.

A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do better.” “Thanks Dad,” the son says. “That means a lot.” The father shakes his head and goes, “I was talking to your girlfriend.”

"So I matched with this cute guy on Tinder last night, and we started chatting and sending each other memes and little animations. But then he mentioned that he was an exchange student from Athens, so I ghosted him." "Why?" "My daddy always told me, 'Beware the Greeks bearing gifs.'"

Cops have released a statement on the discovery of "Glory Hole" in the bathrooms of a hugely prestigious college sorority house. Police are looking into it. And are preparing a probing investigation.

For my New Year’s resolution, I decided to join a gym to improve my sexual stamina. Turns out none of them offer 60 seconds a month memberships.

Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD, and now it’s fine.

My husband called me a p*ssy, and I had to remind him... "You are what you eat."I've been a d*ck ever since.

A dad turns to his son and says "Masturbation causes blindness." Son replys "Dad I'm over here."

Your mum is so slow It took her 9 months to come up with a good joke

Scientist recently linked a disease to women acting like a Karen. It's mad cow disease.