The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes for Adults 👋

What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

"Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia." Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"

I went to a really emotional wedding last week, even the cake was in tiers!

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

I told the ambulance men the wrong blood type for my ex Now she'll know what rejection feels like...

What’s worse? Banging your cousin or your niece? It’s all relative

To silence her critics who hail her as Satan, Hillary is set to launch a new post-apocalyptical video game after winning the election! It's called President Evil.

I'm in the hospital right now. Don't worry about me, I'll be fine. But let me just say, the Dyson Ball Cleaner has a very misleading name.

What do you call a rabbit with a crooked penis? Fucks funny

My friend promised he would hide a key to my cell in the noodles of my final meal. When the guard went away I looked but there was gnocchi.

Zeke, the bank manager, was dismissing his accountant... "I don't know what the world is coming to, isn't anybody honest?" He asked. "Where were you educated?""Yale," replied the young accountant."Such a grand university - what is your name?""Yim Yohansen" replied the accountant.

Why did the Jewish dad cut off his son's gaming budget? Because his son had four skins already.

A farmer had a prized bull. Bred 300 times a year. The farmer's wife said "300 times, isn't that wonderful dear? Maybe you should watch him. Maybe he'll show you how." Farmer said "Yeah... he's a hell of a bull, but it wasn't all with the same cow."

Sitting in the sand at the nudist resort, I wondered, What's all the fuss about anal beaching?

Today, my wife apologised to me for the first time ever...She said, she's sorry she ever married me.