The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes for Adults 👋

I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.

A woman has the last word in any argument. A woman has the last word in any argument.Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Where the experts are As the ambulance EMTs are loading a man onto their gurney, the patient asks, “Where are you guys taking me? The county hospital?”“Nope,” said the EMT. “You need expert medical help, brother. We’re taking you to the comments section.”

I ate a kid's meal at the McDonald's today. The parents called the manager.

You know what they say about using networking cables for bondage. It gets pretty kinky.

My girlfriend dresser up as a policewoman and placed me under arrest for the suspicion of being good in bed. After a couple minutes all charges were dropped due to lack of evidence

How do you make number one disappear? You flush.

What do you call a health conscious cannibal? A humanitarian

I saw a duck mating a pillow the other day... I guess it was DTF

I once saw a priest get hit in the face by a perfume burner during mass. The priest was incensed.

How do you weigh a millennial? In Instagrams.

A friend of mine didn't pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.

My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, 'I’m getting a divorce,' she was the first one to like it.

What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.

I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.