The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes for Adults 👋

What’s the best toothbrush for prostitutes? Oral D

Santa has been reading all your posts. Most of you are getting dictionaries.

We should start calling unvaccinated kids Peter Pans... They never get old.

My girlfriend thought we could stay dry if we ran between the rain drops. I told her she's deluginal.

I was in the library one day, when a black friend of mine came in and asked if I knew where the color printer was. I said "Buddy, it's the 21st century, you can use any printer you want."

A man bought an olympic condom pack Husband: Hey see I got a olympic condom packWife: huh, what is thatHusband: It has condoms named with medals. Let ne use the gold one.Wife: Nah use the silver one.Husband: Why?Wife: You should come second for a change

a man has been stealing tires from the cops I guess you could say the cops are tirelessly looking for him.

6.9 is my worst and least favorite number That is because it is 69 that was ruined by a period

I had a great joke about COVID… but I don’t wanna spread it around.

I had a great joke about COVID… but I don’t wanna spread it around.

I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.

I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.

Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.

At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”

I went a week without makeup and here's what happened: Nothing. No one gave a shit.