The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes for Adults 👋

In an interview Barbara Walters asks OJ Simpson if he thinks he will ever be married again... He says, "I don't know... One of these days, I might take another stab at it."

I was driving to work yesterday, when I spotted Usain Bolt on the sidewalk. I rolled the window down and offered him a lift. He said 'No thanks, I'm in a rush.'

Self-driving cars will never work right. No matter how you try, it will always be buggy code.

It took so much time to get to the library, and I wound up taking a nap anyway tl;dr Too long, didn't read

What did Axl Rose name the colonics spa that he proudly opened? 'Buns n Hoses'

Please settle an argument between me and my wife about whether it's ok to pee in the bath I think it's fine but my wife says I should wait until she's finished her bath

My son has his BA and his MA—but his P­A still supports him.

I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.'

A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'

I asked the IT guy, 'How do you make a Motherboard?' He said, 'I tell her about my job.'

I have a joke about being an electrician, but it’s too shocking.

“Whoever stole my depression medication — I hope you’re happy now.”

My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.

A man found a magic lamp with a genie that offered him three wishes. The man said, “For my first wish, I’d like to be rich.” “Okay, Rich,” said the genie. “What would you like for your second wish?”

My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!