The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes for Adults 👋

What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.

When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.

I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other 'Does this taste funny to you?

My wife said, “You weren’t even listening, were you?” And I thought, “that’s a pretty weird way to start a conversation.”

My wife said, “You weren’t even listening, were you?” And I thought, “that’s a pretty weird way to start a conversation.”

Every time I take my dog to the park, the ducks try to bite him. That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

How does the rancher keep track of his cattle? With a cow-culator.

My brothers always out clubbing, my parents are really worried about his health. He's always had one foot in the rave.

My therapist told me to write letters to the people I hate and burn them I did the latter. Now what do I do with the letters?

You know the difference between a woman attending Sunday morning mass and a woman taking a Friday night bath? One has hope in her soul; the other has soap in her hole.

All of my sexual escapades are like a big budget Star Wars movie Solo

What does COVID and riding a motorcycle have in common? You can do everything right but other people can still fuck you over.

My therapist told me to write letters to the people I hate and burn them I did the latter. Now what do I do with the letters?