The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes for Adults 👋

My friend was upset that he was passed over for promotion at work by an attractive older colleague. I said, “Don’t cry over skilled milf.”

The wife said: "Bulls can engage in sexual activity more than 20 times in a day. I wish you could do that..." And the husband replied: "Just remember they do it with more than one cow..."

Hot actors are like hot ovens It usually makes the news whenever someone puts a baby inside them.

A man walks into a library, asks the librarian, "Do you have the new book on living life with a small penis?" She searches her computer and says, "I Don't See Anything, I Don't Think Its In Yet."The man says, "Yes, that's the one!"

According to Scientists atom’s are as old the universe So therefore your honour she was legal

You know, I always liked period jokes. The only thing is, the entrance is always bloody.

I told this gamer chick... You wanna experience the fastest data transfer rate known to man? She was very excited until I unzipped my pants.:rimshot:

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.

I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'

My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.

A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.” “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”

What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.

Did you hear about the man who cut off his left leg? He’s all right now.

Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.