The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
You’re all wrong, the Earth isn’t flat or round... It’s fucked
My parents have the awesome super power of jumping..... to conclusions in every f***ing thing I talk about.
On Monday, Hitler told 1 lie. On Tuesday, he again told 1 lie.On Wednesday, he told 2 lies.On Thursday, 3.On Friday, 5.On Saturday, 8.And on Sunday, Hitler told 13 lies.That is the fibber-Nazi sequence.
I came walking in from the kitchen, and asked my niece for the phone book. She laughed and called me an antique, then proceeded to give me her phone.Long story short, the spider's dead, and she's in the living room crying.
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
What do you call it when Dwayne Johnson buys a cutting tool? Rock pay-for scissors.
A woman crashed her car. She told the policeman the man she collided with was on his phone and drinking a can of beer. The policeman said he can do what he likes in his own living room.
What do Nazi's and baseballs have in common? Everyone cheers when you hit them with a bat.
Why did Hitler wear eye glasses? Because without them he could Nazi.
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, 'That’s arson.'
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.'
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
Clothes, but no cigar.