The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
This ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
Why did the thief take a shower before robbing the bank? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.
How do you spell “candy” with just two letters? C and Y.
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints.
Shouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
Son: Dad, have you seen my sunglasses? Dad: No, have you seen my dad glasses?
I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.
I gave away all my used batteries today. Free of charge!
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown? It felt funny after.