The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
Every night, I have hard time remembering something, but then it dawns on me.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
What do you call a factory that makes OK products? A satisfactory.
Why should you never use a dull pencil? Because it’s pointless.
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
My dog is a genius. I asked him, "What's two minus two?" He said nothing.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
Why can’t you trust a balloon? It’s full of hot air
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
What made the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
How does Darth Vader like his bagels? On the dark side.