The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
What made the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
What’s a horse’s number one priority when voting? The stable economy!
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see that well!
My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!”
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? At sundae school!