The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I have a joke about hunting for fossils, but you probably wouldn’t dig it.
I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It's ok he woke up.
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It's ok he woke up.
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
I wasn’t expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind. It really came out of the purple.
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.'
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
Do I enjoy making courthouse puns? Guilty.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other 'Does this taste funny to you?