The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.
My favorite part of the bible is when God gives everyone free will... ..and then he kills them all in a flood for not doing what he tells them.
My favorite childhood memory was building sand castles with my grandpa. Then my mom hid the urn from me.
Back in the 80's, Brian was walking in Belfast when he was accosted by a masked man, brandishing a gun The masked man asked "Are you a Catholic or a Protestant"? Brian replied "Neither, I'm an Atheist"The masked man was silent for a moment, then finally said:"Is that a Catholic Atheist or a Protestant Atheist"?
I was with a group of friends when one of them suggested we play Twister. This person knows I'm not a fan of Twister. I hate being put in an awkward position.
Where do you learn all about ice cream? Sundae school.
Why was the stadium so hot after the game? Because all the fans left.
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.'
What do you call an obese psychic? A four-chin teller.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas.'
Where do terrorists go when they die? Everywhere.
I went to a seafood disco last week! Pulled a mussel!
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.