The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
Why are fish so smart? They live in schools!
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
What is the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber? One is a raving showman, the other is a shaving roman.
Every night, I have hard time remembering something, but then it dawns on me.
How can you tell an alligator from a crocodile? By paying attention to whether the animal will see you later, or after a while.
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
What happens when doctors get frustrated? They lose their patients.
A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do better.” “Thanks Dad,” the son says. “That means a lot.” The father shakes his head and goes, “I was talking to your girlfriend.”
Larry La Prise, the creator of the hokey pokey died this week.... Every thing went well with the funeral except putting the body in the casketThey put the left leg in....And then the trouble started
Whats the difference between a Chicago Bears fan and Marty McFly? Eventually Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.
Did you hear about the family who hired a moving van to move their other, smaller moving van? Yeah. There's a lot to unpack there.
A steak pun is a rare medium done well.