The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. I now have Heinzsight.
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back.
Why are pediatricians always so angry? Because they have little patients.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it’ll get a reaction.
My daughter just shrieked at me, “Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?” What an odd way to begin a conversation.
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
What has five toes but isn't your foot? My foot.
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.
Why did the nose feel sad? It was always getting picked on.
I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.