The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I have a friend who always speaks his mind and thinks with his gut.
I used to sell security alarms door to door, and i was really good at it. If no one was home, i would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.
What's a pirate's least favourite letter? Dear Sir,We’re writing to you because you’ve violated copyright ...
What did the shirt say to the pair of pants? Wassup Britches?
What did the skunk do with all their love letter? They scent them.
I hope someone comes across this distress signal Damn it, I used the wrong flare
What is the best country for retired runners? Iran
People still having large weddings during a pandemic must be huge Game of Thrones fans. After all a Dothraki wedding without at least 3 deaths is considered a dull affair.
Top joke in my second grade class this week: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for his miserable summer.
What do you call 26 letters chipping in to make a big gamble? An alpha bet.
A German man visiting France He's stopped at customs. The officer asks him, "Name?""Hans Muller" replies the German."Occupation?""No, just visiting this time."
Why did the house go to the doctor? It was having window panes.
I’ve never tipped a cow. But, then again, I’ve never had one serve me drinks or a meal.
Neighbor rang on my doorbell at 3AM My neighbor rang on my doorbell at 3am. Can you believe it!? Luckily I was still up playing the drums.
Tiger Woods wanted to play at The Masters..... But everyone knew he’d have trouble getting past the turn.