The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Genie: You have two wishes left Me: I wish the letter G was the letter P insteadPenie: And your final wish?Me: I wish that every E at the end of a word was an S insteadPenis:Ms: Nics
I've been trying to learn to play solitaire, but I can't finish a single game! You'd think it would be easier, since my deck is already missing six cards.
Did you know that Andrew Rea's made a reaction channel? Cringing with Babish
The creator of the Sham Wow: A true rags to riches story.
I have heard that self deprecation is the highest form of comedy Too bad I'm not funny.
Can't take a vacation.. \- I can't go on a long vacation because of my work. \- Oh, I'm sure they can manage without you for a week.\- Exactly! That's what I don't want them to discover.
I don't understand why people pay for things with exact dollar amounts... ... It makes no cents.
Apple and Fifty Shades of Gray are popular for the same reason ... ... they both offer the fantasy of being dominated by a rich guy, who pushes the boundarys of what you though you were into.
Why was Hitler so surprised when he lost the war? Because he did Nazi it coming.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.
That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.'
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
Try the seafood diet—you see food, then you eat it.
Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? It'll crack up.
Thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn. Remains to be seen.