The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Two sharks are eating a clown One says to the other “does this taste funny to you?”
How much do roofs cost? Nothing. They're on the house!
Why were Dracula's pancakes so terrible? He got turned into bat-ter.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!!
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
I went to a really emotional wedding last week, even the cake was in tiers!
Why was the football stadium cold? There were too many fans.
Why can’t you eat Wookie meat? Because it’s too chewy…
What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.
Did you hear about the guy who had his left side cut off? He's all right now!
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!