The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!”
There’s a disease that makes you uncontrollably tell airport jokes. No cure… it’s terminal.
What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
Sometimes I like to wind down the windows of my car, and sing at the top of my lungs to strangers walking by. I was never meant to be a hearse driver.
I can't wear any clothes with a crocodile on them because I get an allergic reaction. I'm Lacoste intolerant.
My friends secretly downloaded a 700MB exe file into my laptop. I think it's a huge setup.
Why do TV-detectives hate round buildings? The solution is always right around the corner.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.