The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
Did the hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
Did you hear about the guy that evaporated? He'll be mist.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
Our vacuum cleaner is getting old. It's just gathering dust.
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we “be positive,” but it’s just so hard without him.
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
My local library refuses to stock how-to books about suicide. They used to, but the decent ones were never returned.
I will not drown if i ever stuck in floods, Guess why? Because I am dead inside.