The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
I tried to start a professional hide and seek team, but it didn't work out. Turns out, good players are hard to find.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, "It's a moving violation."
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
I told my dad he had to quit smoking. When it came to his health we just couldn’t brisket.
What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Why did the duck fall on the sidewalk? He tripped on a quack.
I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.
“I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.”