The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Why did the cucumber cross the street? Because it was green.
I just got a new job teaching English at a maximum security prison. It's going to be tough but like any other job out there..... It'll have its prose and cons.
What room is useless for a ghost? A living room xD
What's black and white, black and white, and black and white? "A penguin rolling down a hill"My 6 y.o just told me this one and I don't know why I laughed so hard. I felt it should be shared. Lol
I can make you see your brain! That's just how eye-roll.
Doctor: I think your DNA is backwards.ME: …And?
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!'
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
I saw a 1000 year old oil stain… It was from ancient Greece.
What do you call a belt made of watches?' 'A waist of time.'
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.'
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!