The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What do you call a fish with two knees? A tuna (two-knee) fish!
What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea? Their crews were marooned.
Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah!
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
What do you call a man who can’t stand? Neil.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
Just finished cleaning my grill. It was grate.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
Jenny: wow, Mr. Daniels, you must be old enough to have known Moses! Mr. Daniels: No, Jenny, I am not! It wasn't funny when Ben Franklin said it, and it's not funny when you say it!
Donald Trump said in an interview that he would consider killing himself if he ever had Alzheimer's Disease. Sadly, the interviewer didn't have the presence of mind to say, "I know. You've said that already."