The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I talk to myself because sometimes I just need expert advice.
I had a date last night. It was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll have a grape.
Why did Waldo go to therapy? To find himself.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What made the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!
I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins.
In fallout, why are caps used as currency? Because america is a CAPitalist country.