The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Every night, I have hard time remembering something, but then it dawns on me.
I had a date last night. It was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll have a grape.
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish!
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
My wife said, “You weren’t even listening, were you?” And I thought, “that’s a pretty weird way to start a conversation.”
North Koreans believe they live in the best country in the world because they’re brainwashed by the government and the media When every American knows that America is the best country in the world.
What does a dyslexic zombie say? Brians
What’s the difference between this joke and a nudist soaked in food coloring? One is nude in dye and the other died in new.
Ireland Did you hear about the Diseased Colony in Ireland that stole everyone's money?.......It was a Leper Con.
You know what they say about bathrooms... That's where shit goes down.
I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, 'What do you want?' The man says, 'Oh, just some fruit punch.' The bartender sighs and shakes his head, 'If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line.' The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. That's inflation for you.