The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
My wife said, “You weren’t even listening, were you?” And I thought, “that’s a pretty weird way to start a conversation.”
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
How do birds learn to fly? They wing it.
What vegetable is cool, but not that cool? Radish.
What happens when ice cream gets angry? It has a meltdown.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
Did you hear the story about the haunted lift? It really raised my spirits!
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
The pony couldn't sing because it was a little horse.
Why did the horny rebellion only last two minutes? Because everyone came
How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None, reports say he fell
Events on Capitol Hill have gotten pretty dark Any darker and the police might actually do something about it