The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
This is a joke about the shirt you are wearing right now. It probably went over your head, didn’t it?
What did the Russian man say when he lost internet connection? "internyet!"
Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E? Because he had a vowel movement.
Where do programmers like to hangout? The Foo Bar.
Last night i opened my window and let all mosquitoes in. Then i slept outside. This is called confusing the enemy
I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I couldn't concentrate.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Why was the traffic light late to work? It took too long to change.
Struggling to think of what to buy someone for Christmas? Get theme a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
“I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.”
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants? My mother.