The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
Why should you never use a dull pencil? Because it’s pointless.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So we stopped playing chess.
This ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.'
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.