The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
My daughter just shrieked at me, 'Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?' What an odd way to begin a conversation.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.'
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
Did the hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.
What happens when doctors get frustrated? They lose their patients.
Why shouldn’t you trust trees? They seem shady.
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
I have a joke about hunting for fossils, but you probably wouldn’t dig it.
Most people can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology. I can’t find the words for how much this bugs me.
Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh.