The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I figured I could never quit smoking, so I decided to at least stay healthy in other ways. Every time I had a smoke I would do 10 push-ups. I’m still out of shape, but I haven’t touched a cigarette in months...
I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the Easter bunny and the Tooth Fairy. Well now that I’m older I don’t fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God.
"Why is there music coming out of your printer?" "That will be the paper jamming again!"
What happens when one plate goes on top of another? You get an earthquake
I got kicked out of the modern art exhibit I was working at... Apparently the correct term is "crime scene."
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.'
My landlord told me we need to talk about the heating bill. 'Sure,' I said. 'My door is always open.'
What do you call a zombie’s butt? Deadass
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother… Sudden Lee.
What does garlic do when it gets hot?' 'It takes its cloves off.'
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.