The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance
An oxygen atom was looking forward to a threesome, Instead the poor guy got ozoned.
My friend said to me "what rimes with orange?" And I said "No it doesn't.".
What do the police do if you steal soup? They arrestew.
If olive oil is made from olives and coconut oil is made from coconut what is baby oil made from? Mineral oil, Aloe Vera Extract, Vitamin E, Fragrance and false advertising.
Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups? Because they can’t even.
Why do artists hate working in really cold environments? Because all they get is exposure.
Why did the atom not laugh at his friend's joke? It was no laughing matter...
I climbed the stairs and saw a man standing on the edge about to jump. "Don't do it!" I screamed. "Your life is worth more than that!"Anyway, then he jumped, and I was escorted down from the diving board.
Every ATM I went to today gave me a receipt that said “Not enough funds.” The bank really needs to get their life together.
Most people can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology. I can’t find the words for how much this bugs me.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Dismemberment isn't humorous unless you lose an arm
Today I went for a walk with a beautiful woman Then she noticed me, so we went for a run
As I sat there scratching my ass, and spying on my neighbor washing her beaver, one thing crossed my mind. We have really weird pets in my neighborhood.