The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
I slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fireplace!
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish? Swimming trunks.
What days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are week (weak) days!
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? “Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.”
Uh Oh! Look at the forecast! It's an Irmagency!