The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Have you guys heard of the huge fire at the shoe factory? 10,000 soles were lost. The police said some heels started it.
President Trump was recently handed a document, which he claims shows the most amount of red, ever, during an election year. What he didn't tell you was that it was the balance sheet of his most recent IRS business filings.
To all those people that say "age is just a number"... ...well you're wrong, it's just a word.
Where does a dyslexic kangaroo go when he's sick The Hopsital
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs boiling in a pot of water? Stew
How do you get rid of demons? Exorcise a lot.
Who is the most lonely billionaire? Alone musk.
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
My psychiatrist says I have an unhealthy obsession with revenge. We’ll see about that…
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.
Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.'
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book, and I just can't put it down!