The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I have 6 eyes, 3 ears, 2 mouths, but one tooth. What am I? Ugly.
What does Old McDonald's farm and an old Asian women's closet have in common? There's a muumuu here, a muumuu there....
I asked my daughter if she knew what today was. To my suprise she said presidents day.I asked her if she knew why we celebrate presidents day.She said that its the day the president walks out of the white house and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of bull shit.
I went to Dunkin Donuts and ordered 4 blueberry donuts and the cashier asked if I wanna box.... ...I've been banned for life from that shop.
How do you call a Lada on top of a hill? A miracle.- -And how do you call _two_ Ladas on top of a hill?-Science fiction- -But how do you call _three_ Ladas on top of a hill?-An interesting place for a Lada factory.
After an orchestra drummer performed particularly poorly, the conductor sarcastically told him, "when they find someone who can't play any instrument, they give him two sticks and make him the drummer." The drummer retorted, "and if he can't play that either, they take away one stick and make him the conductor."
How can you tell a snowman from a snow woman? Snow balls.Yes. This is an old one. It's probably appeared here a million times. But it will be new to someone.
Lazy people fact #2048290320389220192842991 You were too lazy to read that number.
My teenage daughter can't decide whether she wants to be a hairdresser or a short story writer... I guess she'll have to flip a coin....Heads or Tales.
Why do fish form schools, but ants form colonies? Cause *truants* don't go to school!(I came up with this right now)
My friend Ty came first in the Beijing marathon 5 years ago, but still has not been awarded a gold medal. China refuses to acknowledge Ty won.
What happens when an angle gets itself into a car wreck? The angle becomes a rectangle
Why does The Backstreet Boys make a bad cardiac specialist? Because they'll tell you it's nothing but a heartache
Did you hear about the shopping center that burned down? Nothing was left but Kohl’s.
Why does the rabbit sleep with its eyes open? Because it has short skin.