The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What’s the most common reptile found in your toilet? Commodo dragon...
My son told me he’s going to work forever. But not for a salary, he won’t need to get paid when he’s older, but he’ll have so many good ideas that he’ll have to keep at it. Working all the time to crank out his inventions and art and literature and all that. So I ask him to share some ideas with me. "I can’t share them with you, I haven’t started having them yet."
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
Why didn’t the sun go to college? It already had a million degrees.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
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Two aerials get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.
What goes hahahaha' right before a gigantic crash, but keeps laughing? A monster laughing its head off.
Whoever stole my depression medication: I hope you’re happy.
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.
My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don't worry, I'll return.
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but graphing is where I draw the line.
I tried to start a professional hide and seek team, but it didn't work out. Turns out, good players are hard to find.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, 'What do you want?' The man says, 'Oh, just some fruit punch.' The bartender sighs and shakes his head, 'If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line.' The man looks around, but there is no punchline.