The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I’ve been thinking about taking up meditation. I figure it’s better than sitting around doing nothing.
The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
My wife asked why I didn’t buy her flowers. To be fair, I didn’t know she sold flowers.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
Masturbation is perfectly normal and healthy . it releases dopamine and reduces stress . improves prostate and cardiovascular health ... and i still got thrown off the bus
Did you hear about the tornado that hit the trailer court in Little Rock? It destroyed the Governor's mansion.
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
Why shouldn’t you trust trees? They seem shady.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.