The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I have a joke about statistics, but it’s not significant.
I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.
Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
Sometimes I like to wind down the windows of my car, and sing at the top of my lungs to strangers walking by. I was never meant to be a hearse driver.
After cremating my grandma, I put her ashes into a trophy. She urned it.
What do you call 50 pigs and 50 deer? 100 sows and bucks.
Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it's the scenter.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself 'well this changes everything'.
Why did the nose feel sad? It was always getting picked on.
I gave away all my used batteries today. Free of charge!