The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
BREAKING NEWS: A shipment of Viagra has just been stolen The police are still on the lookout for the hardened criminals
It's not the size of the ship, nor the motion of the ocean... It's whether or not the captain stays in port long enough for all the passengers to get off.
"Mommy, mommy! Suzy at school was showing the boys her knickers for a penny." *Oh my goodness, my son. What did you do?*"I came straight home, of course!"*That's my good boy.*"Mom?"*Yes, my son?*"May I please have a penny?"
Why can’t 2 Asian people make a white child baby cause 2 wongs don’t make a white
Never judge a book by its cover. Use the paragraph on the back, it tells you what the story is about.
You know the story of the ugly duckling? Pretty fowl story
Why does a squirrel's tail grow from it's back? Because there's a squirrel in the front.
A musician specializing in bowed string instruments who has a boring play style could be called 'a dull fiddler'. Which is not so bad until you read it out loud.
In the sentence "the thief stole a television" where is the subject? In prison
About a month before he died, we covered my uncle's back in grease and lard He went downhill fast after that.
I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.
It was an emotional wedding — even the cake was in tiers.
What kind of magic do cows believe in? Moodoo!
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
Why did the nose feel sad? It was always getting picked on.