The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Don't you dare hit that drum again! If you do, there will be repercussions!
Today i asked myself the question: Do I identify myself as a man or a woman. But then I knew after I spilled my coffee, I am just a disappointment.
Why can’t you send a duck to space? Because the bill would be astronomical.
My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it into the ocean.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there? European.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
My grandmother died recently. We had her cremated. I think that’s what killed her.