The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.'
When does a joke become a “dad joke? ' When it becomes apparent.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
I’m finally upgrading from 1080p to 4K in January. It’s my new years resolution.
What do you call a zombie’s butt? Deadass
Why didn’t the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What do you want?" The man says, "Oh, just some fruit punch." The bartender sighs and shakes his head, "If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line." The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something.
What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.
What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea? Their crews were marooned.
Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown? It felt funny after.
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.