The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Shelly sells seashells down by the seashore Shelly got chlamydia.
A guy goes into the forest to seek out the Oracle Guy: " O great Oracle, I have come to ask of you but one thing! Is there a disappointment in my future?"The Oracle: "Yes."Guy: "Aw."
Vincent Price is taller than Alan Price, who is heavier than Katie Price As I discovered on this Price comparison website
How do you keep a violin from being stolen? Put it in a viola case.
I walked up to a woman in the store the other day and said "36C" She proceeded to slap my face and said "What the hell is wrong with you?!"My response was "Why the hell would you wear a shirt that says Guess?!"
Why did the thief knife himself after he was caught stealing violas and cellos from an orchestra? He didn't have a safe Haydn place, and he couldn't Handel the thought of being sent Bach to prison.
Two Chinese guys break into a distillery. One turns and says to the other,"Is this Whiskey?"The other one says "Yes, but notas Whiskey as wobbing a bank,!!
My father in law just accidentally ruined my brother in law's cigar by sitting on it Close butt, no cigar
I bought a book that said it could help me harness the power of ADHD. I never finished it.
They say I’m too indecisive to be a tennis umpire but I still haven’t ruled it out.
[NSFW] When I visit my urologist I make sure he checks my whole body. Sometimes I can be a dick.
I accedentally dropped my pillow on the floor. I think it has a concushion.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What do you want?" The man says, "Oh, just some fruit punch." The bartender sighs and shakes his head, "If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line." The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back.
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.