The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
I decided to sell the vacuum cleaner — it was just gathering dust!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
Why shouldn’t you trust trees? They seem shady.
What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? You'd think it would be 'r' but it be the 'c'
I'm hoping for a peaceful transition of power if Trump looses. Just like Germany did in April 30, 1945.
Princess Diana goes to heaven... Princess Diana goes to heaven and meets St. Peter. He says to her: Here in heaven we are all equal, so you need to take off the crown. She replies: This is not a crown, it's a rim